I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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