8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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