Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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