so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's blow job season.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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