shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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