My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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