I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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