ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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