what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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