So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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