That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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