Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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