So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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