I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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