She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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