yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
