So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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