Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize