My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Dicks are not precious.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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