Dual....:-)
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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