You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Randomize