'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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