my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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