I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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