Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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