i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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