apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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