Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Come see our sink grown plant.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i need some magic done to my vagina
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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