some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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