My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the day after is always just damage control
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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