That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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