she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
