I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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