We need to start having sex underwater more often.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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