Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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