Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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