i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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