She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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