yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
another moral hangover. fuck.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
