question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
that may or may not have been my penis.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
