He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think your dad took our porno
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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