Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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