Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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