we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
