talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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