i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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