Do you still have your period?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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