They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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