over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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