Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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