The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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