just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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