Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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