If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
