so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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